When I tell you it will cost one million dollars to sleep with me PLUS a scar from a unicorn attack and video proof……this doesn’t mean we can just ignore the later.  Seriously, we need video proof!  (Of the attack, not the fucking your imagining.)

Also, do not ignore the former, and tell me you have a “hook up” on a free hotel room you fucking douche bag moron.  No millionaire who has survived a unicorn attack should be worried about the hotel room price. Loser.

I felt like posting this non sense because if you ask me redundant shit, your going to get the same for an answer.  Just because you have seen me naked on the internet, does not mean I will fuck you.  Do I look like I have a problem obtaining dick on my own accord?  I didn’t think so.

I’m mad because today I dropped my phone in the toilet, so I’ve been venting.

Feel priveledged if its aimed at you though, really… don’t be sad! I rarely speak out to the masses of ignorant “cockinhands”.  So you should feel like, special.  Good job!