I get paid to play with tits ass and pussy. In my free time, I do fuck all, play on the internet, watch movies, stay up late, play video games, eat junk food. This weekend, I didnt do a single dish, sat in my pajamas all weekend, gave a box of rice krispie treats a run for there money and am watching adult swim in bed drinking chocolate milk out of a wine glass cause I’m fucking classy…(or out of cups). At this point I’m almost positive I’m living every 14yr old boys fantasy.
Someday though, (this fall when I’m back in school) I’ll have to act like a real grown up and be all responsible and I will look back fondly on my days of livin the dream lol. No apologies.